Like vultures, they’ve swung down from the heavens to claim what you’ve worked so hard to obtain. No longer… your time is here. That giant bear will be yours! It took months to design, but only a few days to create.
Unfortunately, infusing a gun to your skin meant tacking steel to bone. Since you’re more squeamish than pure evil, settling for an inflatable prototype will suffice for now. It’s still in the design phase and it’d be foolish and irresponsible to really commit.
Having been inflated, fitted, and adjusted, your Inflatable Minigun Arm is complete. Tremble carnival games, tremble at the prospect of being defeated. Your stuffed trophies will be like eye-level apples in an unguarded orchard.